If you don’t get the joke in the first panel, stick with me, because I’m something of a Lord of the Ring expert. Tim was going to ask why Frito doesn’t ride Gandolf to the volcano, because if you remember, Gandolf fell into a fire pit after screaming “Show me your hall pass!” but then he shows up later out of the blue, so obviously he can fly around. Duh.

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