You know what Tim and Victor could do? Advocate for their spiritual rights! Those Ghostbusters go around sucking up dead people like they’re some sort of curse. How would you like it if they vacuumed up your grandma and put her in the containment unit? FYI – I haven’t seen the new movie, so if the Ghostbusters are super woke now, just pretend like my joke is still relevant.

Read the Something Like Summer novel.
Listen to the Something Like Summer audiobook.
Buy the Something Like Summer graphic novel.